Quick check-in with two genres of 30 Rock girlinas:
First
A) Seth, baby…honey, I get it, you read my proposal for a potential Meyers/Styles friendship and said ~no thank you very much~ also, probably my last update (re: pathologize-ing my comforts)
B) You really gunna have on Ethan Hawke and not revisit ~our~ SHARED history i.e. the wasps of it all. the teenyTINY-ass door? Boo you, flop.
Just look below or here for the official report … Those first sections were oh so long ago. so much hope. ha- as if I don’t reread my work all the time, basking in the glow of self-satisfaction
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btw- the famous friend was Ethan Hawke
SVMMER OF KVNT (FIVEEEE)
The only reason for the season of summer, for the last five years, has veryVERYvery much only been for Las Culturistas annual celebration of sisterhood with Sudi Green (the queen). I pre-gamed SOK with my personal favorite installation of the series, KU3NT: Let’s Nut. If you don’t know who Sudi Green is you’re a fake fan…check yourself.
Highly suggest tuning in to hear all about the year according to Matt, Bowen, and Sudi—the only holy trinity I recognize.
gruUUUUuuuUUU
IR’M bruised physically and spiritually
The Irma Vep finale was on the nose. It was very ~in conclusion~ vibes
Among manyyy other meta-stical narratives, we saw:
Kristen Stewart (actual actress) playing Kristen Stewart mid-Twilight years but instead of an actress she’s a pop star and she’s annoyed that she's not popping off with adults etc. Her character is also dating Mira’s ex-boyfriend (from before her psycho-sexual relationship with her assistant). Yes, the Marvel-esque actor boyfriend that Mira had sex with a few eps back.
Mira loses favor with the ghost of Irma Vep and while she’s mid-wall walking no less
Vidal is really whiney
The LITERAL Irma Vep ghost/spirit hops out of Vidal’s screen, floats up through his apartment/library, and dances onto a Parisian rooftop
Regina is an alien and officially directing a feature about aliens. She ~maybe~ has a new quirky cinephile assistant (closing up that loop) (but also the assistant is the character in Vidal’s Irma Vep who kills Irma Vep/Mira.
It was a lot and also not subtle. I was not inspired to dress up this time if that means anything to you
Cancelling Three Busy Debras AND Joe Pera Talks to You
[adult swim], more like [adult drown]
Warner-Discovery merger, you are flopping
let the girls have fun, let them celebrate the midwest, milk, geology, SUVs
miss, as in YOU MISSED Mx. Warner-Discovery. You missed and you will be held accountable