LNSM: plz, sir Substack, help a little girl out

nobody needs another podcast girly with vocal fry

I am not a woman in STEM. I will never be a woman in STEM. So, Mr. Substack, your honor, in the grand tradition of people with Liberal Arts degrees, I beg for mercy: Please add a neat little button that lets people, say, zoom ‘back to the top,’ or plummet straight to the bottom. Maybe even a way to bookmark text and cross-reference it later via link :))))).

I’m sure there are plenty of people, probably with PAYING subscribers, who are interested in publishing more long-form pieces. The long-formers would loooove some way to create a linked <3 Table of Contents or the general ability (WITHOUT TROLLING REDDIT FOR RANDOM BLOCKS OF CODE) to refer back to something without sounding redundant. But what do I know?!!…Maybe this function would cause the whole main frame to melt down.

If you need further incentive, I can offer a coy little smile and a gif of all the internal links from my original Jackal Masterdoc (so you can see what you’re missing out on :P) !!!

Okay! Thx. that’s all